After an errand to buy some new shoes, I took a wander through Hyde Park.
The flowers were lovely. I was more and more jealous that I couldn't use the Boris Bikes. They're rental bikes that are all over London. Bike depots are everywhere, you can take one out and return it to any other depot. Many people were riding them through the park, but you need a chip-and-pin card to rent one and being an American I have only a swipe card.
Then I met some old-school HP fan friends at the Victoria & Albert Museum. Meg and I went through the British Design exhibit and got separated; I ended up hanging out with Richard & Freya in the cafe while we waited to meet back up with Meg. We went to a cafe near Harrod's and had some wine and chitchat, then I went into Harrod's because my mother and grandmother had demanded that I do so.
It was a big fancy department store, what can I say. They do have a rather hideous, tasteless statue of Diana and Dodi in one of the elevator shafts.
After Freya left us, Richard, Meg and I adjourned to Chinatown and had dim sum. Yay! It was a light sightseeing day but heavy on awesome people. Here's me with <lj user="meggitymeg">!
Friday, May 18th I took a day trip to Oxford. This was a bit of a whim. I'd considered doing a trip there but then decided against it; Wednesday night I just checked how much the train tickets were, they weren't too much, so I booked a train. I admit that I geeked out a bit when we stopped off in Slough (Wernham Hogg!). I just got off the train and started walking. I had a map that I got at the station and off I went.
I first went to the Ashmolean Museum, one of several in Oxford (although now friends tell me I should have gone to the Pitt-Rivers instead, oh well). It was a cool ancient-history sort of museum. The colleges of Oxford (all forty-seven-or-thereabouts of them) do charge you to come in and look around. Some were open, some were not. I visited Balliol, St. Edmund's, Magdalen, Merton and Christchurch. Bryn Mawr was modeled on Magdalen College, so that was a bit of a spiritual-home sort of experience for me.
While in Oxford I also checked off two of the items on the British Foods list: I had a cream tea (tea and scones with clotted cream and jam) and a pie! I got a steak-and-kidney pie from a place called Pieminister in a covered market I happened upon in Oxford.
I got the train home and that night I decided to do something normal, so I went to a movie in Leicester Square - it wasn't till I got there that I realized oh, this is where they do all the premieres!
Some Oxford photos:
Thursday I started out the day at the Natural History Museum, which is lovely but a little schizo. It's sort of half-and-half old-school nat-hist museum (with stuffed yaks and dioramas and skeletons and shit) and modern-style museum with creative displays and interactivity and an effort to organize the information better. Their dinosaur wing is really good, but one thing puzzled me. the whole thing seemed organized to move toward their famous T-rex which is apparently a big draw. I thought cool, a T. rex! And then when i got there it was...an animatronic. Really? Animatronic T. rex?
The earth science wing was all new and pretty jaw-dropping. It's a free museum but like most museums of its kind it was currently hosting two pay exhibits. One was about Scott's South Pole expedition, and the other was Animals Inside Out, basically the non-human version of that Bodies exhibit. I paid to go through that and it was totally worth it, the exhibit was jaw-dropping. They had an elephant. Without skin and partially exploded out to show all the muscular connections and bones and stuff.
After that I meant to go to Kensington Palace but got distracted and ended up taking a random bus ride out to Clapham and back. then I went home and changed to meet Marie for our theater evening. We saw "Misterman" with Cillian Murphy...it's a one-actor show. it was amazing. Then we had lots of sushi on the South Bank. I eat sushi all the time but I'd never eaten at a sushi bar with a conveyor belt. It was fun.
I took the Tube to Tower Hill and did the whole Tower thing. I have to say I was really impressed with the Tower, not just as a historical site and an artifact, but as an example of good museum/attraction management. They've really done well organizing it, and putting things in to manage crowds. For example when you go into see the Crown Jewels, you have to walk through a lot of passageways with other exhibits and little films, so that people spread out a bit and linger in those spots and isn't all just frog-marching together. Then once you get to the jewels themselves, you get on a moving sidewalk to look at them, so nobody can linger and jam up the lot and the queue moves smoothly past.
I had been planning to walk across Tower Bridge to the other side, but then I saw that Tower Pier was right there, so instead I bought a ticket for a river trip and off I went to Greenwich. I wasn't planning to get off the boat either, but hey Royal Observatory, so I did. Popped into a random gastro pub for lunch and had AMAZING food with the most chipgasmic chips ever.
I am learning that one disadvantage of the timing of my visit is that every single public space in the greater London area is being interfered with for either the Olympics or the Jubilee. Greenwich Park is hosting the equestrian events so it was all under construction, but the observatory was cool. Took the obligatory one-foot-in-each-hemisphere photo.
Wandered back and totally by chance happened on Greenwich Market, very hipster and fun.
Got back on the boat and sailed to Westminster, where I walked about and gaped at Parliament and the Abbey. Walked through St. James' Park and up to Buckingham Palace (totally clogged with scaffolds and barriers and unattractive crap for the Jubilee festivities), then walked back to Trafalgar Square. Had some dinner at this amazing UK chain called Pret a Manger which is basically not-horrible fast food, then got a bus home.
And just to prove that yes, I really am here.
I'm going to use this journal as a bit of a diary of my trip so this will probably be more detail than you want, but in case you're interested, here goes (and this is also for my grandmother who is not on The Facebook).
My plane out of Columbus was a little bit delayed which made my connection at Dulles very tight, but I made it. I've never been on a plane that big. The food was surprisingly good...not brilliant, but not too bad. Couldn't get comfortable, slept maybe an hour. We arrived at 1030 this morning, London time. Heathrow is fricking HUGE. It felt like I walked for about a year before I got to immigration, then on to baggage claim where I literally walked up to the carousel as my bag sauntered on by. Changed my US cash to pounds and was off to the Tube. I bought an Oyster card and thusly was another of my irrational fears alleviated, namely that my debit/credit card wouldn't work. It worked fine. The kindly Tube employee who seemed to be there just to help confused out-of-town travelers helped me figure out how to get to Paddington Station without having to go up or down stairs with my heavy suitcase. Would have worked if one of the connections wasn't impossible due to construction. But I am resourceful! I managed to get my ass to Paddington and then walk three blocks to my host's flat.
She lives in Westminster at the tippy top of this townhouse. She'd advised me she wouldn't be there but a friend would be. He was such a dear, he carried my heavy-ass bag up four flights of stairs although I could have sworn my host had told me there was a lift (after he left I checked and yep, there is a lift). The wi-fi worked (this is of course crucial) and all was well. Her friend left me the keys and was off. She had emailed me a helpful list of where stuff was nearby...good Chinese, good fish and chips, supermarkets, bus stops, etc. I set off for the supermarket to buy food for myself. It's about a five minute walk to three different supermarkets including (swoon) Marks & Spencer. Then I decided to hop on the 23 bus (which according to my Londoner friend Marie is The Best Bus) and ride it to the end of the line and back to see what was what. We went past Trafalgar Square, Piccadilly, The Old Bailey, St. Paul's and lots more. I saw tons of places where in the days to come I can get off and explore. Public transport is so EASY here.
It rained off and on. I took this suitably atmospheric Londony shot from the top deck of my bus.
I came home, got myself sorted, and went back out to get some dinner. I was starving; I'd had a cup of yogurt earlier but that was it. So I went the cliche route and had fish and chips with mushy peas for my first dinner; my host had recommended a good nearby spot. It was delish. I went across the street to another supermarket for a couple of things I'd forgotten (coffee, cream for the coffee) and now I am home and very tired. But I've successfully stayed awake all day and will go to bed at a reasonable hour and ought to be nicely on London time tomorrow. Yay!
Today I just hung around the house, caught up on some stuff online and off, did some random putziness, had dinner with Brian.
A few days ago I put together a plan for the club's first-ever weekend trip out of state! We're going to go down to the Red River Gorge in Kentucky for two days. We're renting a 12-person cabin, then Saturday we'll do Natural Bridge (and possibly something else), spend the evening cooking and campfiring and all that, then Sunday we'll go kayaking in the Red River Gorge. If anyone knows the area really well and has suggestions, I'm all ears.
I found a trail that I want to scout but looking at my Google calendar I realized that have exactly one weekend day until I leave for London. Not anymore...now I'm going to Athens to scout a trail.
I investigated if it would be practical to take the Chunnel to Paris for the day. Everyone said buy tickets ahead of time so I looked and it would cost me like $200 round-trip. Yeah, maybe not. Someday I will go to Paris with the intention of actually being in Paris, and I don't want to shortchange London which has plenty to offer. I'm already going to Bath for one day. So that was that.
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My local indie/alternative station, CD101, does this Guest DJ thing where you pick an hour's worth of music and sit there and spin tunes. Some of you may recall that I used to work as a DJ, in summers during college. It'll be fun to be on the air again and not have to play Queen (it was a classic rock station).
Here is the playlist I submitted. It was hard to pick 15 songs. I wanted to represent all my favorite bands and have a few songs as shout-outs to friends.
- "Kids" by Lady Danville (cover of MGMT) - I think that the original "Kids" is one of the greatest rock songs of the new millenium. This is a softer-edged cover by this super cute alt-pop trio that I heard open for Ben Folds one time. This one is a bit of a shout-out to my friend Donna, who was with me at the Ben Folds concert.
- "Imitosis" by Andrew Bird - This one's for my friend Dayna. We discovered Andrew Bird together when he opened for Wilco at a show we saw.
- "Brothers in Arms" by Dire Straits - this might possibly be my favorite song of all time. At any rate, when it comes on the iPod I never, ever skip it. Also a bit for Rachel, she knows why.
- "The Shankhill Butchers" by The Decemberists
- "John Wayne Gacy, Jr." by Sufjan Stevens
- "Everybody Knows You Cried Last Night" by The Fratellis
- "Sorrow" by The National
- "On the Radio" by Regina Spektor
- "Hard to be Good" by My Little Pony
- "Marry Song" by Band of Horses
- "How to Fight Loneliness" by Wilco
- "White Winter Hymnal" by Fleet Foxes
- "Between Two Lungs" by Florence + the Machine
- "Diablo Rojo" by Rodrigo y Gabriela
- "Horchata" by Vampire Weekend
Wow.
So in pondering things I'd like to do in London, naturally I decided that I absolutely have to visit the zoo! As a docent at the good old Columbus Zoo & Aquarium it is my SWORN DUTY to check out other zoos and buy pins from their gift shops to put on my badge lanyard. Then I thought, I could make my life a little easier if I just buy my ticket online right now. So that's what I did.
I read a little about the London Zoo and it's...tiny. I am not disparaging, so my British friends, take no offence! But just as a comparison, the London Zoo is 32 acres. The Columbus Zoo is about 250 acres. At the moment. It's about to become about half again as large.
That wasn't what gave me the WOW, though. You can get a lot of awesome stuff into a small area. It wasn't that it's small, it's that it's expensive. I bought a ticket for a Monday, off-peak hours. It cost me $32 USD. Admission at our zoo is $12. I don't mind paying it. It was just a bit O_O.
But it's only 2 miles from where I'm staying (two streets away from Paddington Station), looks like I can pretty much walk there.
So my friend Brian and I share website hosting on GoDaddy; we each pay for our own domain name under one account (he originally designed and uploaded my website, so this was easiest). It's about $60 a year for my site.
I had paid the yearly subscription in March. Yesterday Brian and I each got this email, a receipt saying that my credit card had been charged about $60 for "New Account." I wondered if maybe he'd opened a new site and had just chosen the wrong card for payment, but he knew nothing about it. I started to get nervous. What if someone had hacked our account? That'd mean they could see both of our credit card numbers. The last thing I need one month before my London trip is for my debit card to get hacked AGAIN. Brian said he'd call them this morning and figure it out.
He did, and HOLY CRAP. Apparently, it is GoDaddy's policy to once a year sign you up for a new account AND charge you for it, even though you didn't ask for it. You have to contact them to have them delete it. They did this to us last year too and we just didn't notice. They refunded both this charge and last year's, so yay, an extra $60 I wasn't expecting. So I guess that's good service that they refunded the money, but that has got to be one of the worst business practices I've ever heard.
How is that a good idea? Just randomly charge your customers for products they didn't order? That's like Eddie Bauer just sending me a down parka and charging me $300 for it just in case I might want it.
Shysty. I mean, GoDaddy being shysty is nothing new. And their website is the most horrible incomprehensible, impossible-to-navigate hellhole I've ever seen.
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Look what came in the mail a few days ago!
IT'S MAH PASSPORT. I ARE AN INTERNASHUNAL TRAVELUR.
I've never had a passport before. It took less than three weeks to get here. It's exciting but the darn thing is just so...AMERICAN. It's totally plastered in eagles and flags and all sorts of patriotic frippery and it's just a bit...much. Do other countries' passports bear dozens of patriotic images all over them? I'm proud to be an American but I find all this a bit in-your-face and embarrassing.
Anyway. I've been super busy. Hikes, and time at the zoo, and regular work, and going out with friends, and gosh I like sleeping sometimes. Although...and my family members may be permitted a mild heart attack at this...I may gradually be transitioning into being a morning person. Sorta kinda. Many hiking outings requiring me to get up early have shown me the pleasure of early mornings, and I've been gradually walking back my time of arrival at work so that I get there around 8:30, which means I need to get up no later than 7:30. This weekend I voluntarily got up at 7:00 a.m. to be at the zoo before opening at 9, and this morning I got up at the same time because I was taking the hiking club on a tour starting at 9.
Speaking of, I am now the Head Honcho of my hiking club. Our founder and leader stepped down. She has a new baby and she just couldn't maintain it, so I took over. So far so good, although I'm going to definitely need some helpers. I want to maintain a strong, varied schedule of events and I just can't be out there every weekend and doing mid-week outings and all the rest of it. I've got one woman doing a weekly after-work walk, which is great, and the fabulous Donna is piloting a possible trail running meetup this weekend. I was contacted yesterday by a woman with a great kayaking opportunity for us.
Work is good. My London trip is now just about a month away. I've got things to do and get and prepare. Most importantly, I need to get a new camera. I've got it all picked out, I just need to buy it. A few things will depend on the size of my end-of-April royalty check. If the pattern holds from the previous few years, I ought to be able to get a small notebook computer to take with me instead of lugging my giant 17-inch behemoth of a laptop around. Other than that, I'm set, I think. Anybody have anything to tell me that I MUST bring that I might not think of? I already know about electrical adapters.
SO EXCITED.
Last weekend a small group of Babes went on one of my favorite hikes, at Lake Vesuvius. It couldn't have been a better day. There were all these spring wildflowers strewn along our trail, it was like Fantasy Idyll Hiking. Here's a few photos:
Views of the lake and the flower-lined trail. So beautiful. I love this trail so, so much.
Yes, I totally staged this, but I couldn't help it. It's a sign at mile 1.5 warning hikers that they have another 6.5 miles to go if they continue. Warnings? The Babes LAUGH at warnings!
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I'm excited to have them closer, where I can go up for the weekend if I feel like it and they can come to me much more easily. I'm sure they'll still want to travel, but it'll just be in a car this time! And my grandparents are very excited to have them back in town.
As for me, I'm getting more and more excited about my London trip. Six weeks to go! My passport should come in the mail in a week or two. I'm looking into some day trips. I looked up London Walks, the biggest outfit that does walking tours (they do the Ripper tour that I want to go on) and turns out they also do day trips. Convenient...I won't have to wonder how to get there or what to do once I'm there, there'll be guides. On the down side I kind of wanted to avoid being such an obvious tourist, but I guess that's sort of impossible. Right now I tentatively have planned to go on their day trip to Bath and the one to Oxford & the Cotswolds. Looks like my Paris overnight isn't happening so I've got a bit more time than I thought I would. Looking through my Lonely Planet London guidebook I'm sort of amused at how many column inches are dedicated to shopping. Wait...what? People travel so they can...shop? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.
Although some bookstore-browsing and thrifting is definitely in the cards for me.
So in other news, there's not much other news. The zoo is fine. Soon we're going to start doing birth watch on the pregnant okapi (a really beautiful African sort of forest-horse looking thing related to the giraffe). The zoo staff watch her from 7 am to 7 pm but they need docents to help overnight. Basically you sit in the docent office and read a book and keep an eye on her on the CCTV in four-hour shifts. I figure if I take a few 3 a.m. - 7 a.m shifts I can just go right from there to work.
Last weekend Hank the Elephant put on quite a show, swimming in the pool, spraying water. One time he picked up a big branch from the yard with his trunk and started scratching his belly with it. SO PRESH. And baby elephant Beco is practicing his big-boy voice, trumpeting and bellowing, and watching him chase geese in his yard is still the cutest ever. This coming weekend I'm getting mentored in the African Forest region which means one thing: GORILLAS. There are other awesome animals in that region of course (bonobos, okapi, leopard, colobus monkeys) but the gorillas are the big draw.
So a walk with the club Saturday morning, zoo in the afternoon then zoo all day Sunday. Just another ordinary weekend Chez Lori.
Another question I get a lot is, who gets to name the animals?
Well, if an animal comes to the zoo already named, sometimes they keep their names and sometimes not. Hank the elephant came with that name and they've kept it (he knows his name, all the elephants do...the keepers talk to them and call them by name and they respond). But Hank is an awesome name for an elephant, I think. Of course we call him Hank the Tank (he weighs 15,600 pounds, almost 4000 pounds more than our previous male elephant, who was three inches taller). But then we just got in a pair of new Pallas's cats and they have awful names that I think the keepers are going to change.
But for animals born here, it depends. If it's a high-profile animal, the zoo will often make their name into a PR event. They'll hold a contest to name the new baby, or it'll be a silent auction, or a generous donor will be given the chance to name someone. Beco the baby elephant's name was a contest winner (his name is after his parents, Phoebe and Coco). When the lion cubs were born in 2009, the zoo got to name one and silent auctions were held for the other two. If we have tiger cubs, no WAY will the keepers get to name them.
But for less high profile animals, or animals that have babies frequently (like the silvered langurs and the bonobos), the keepers name them. Lately they've been using Hunger Games characters. Our three little-boy markhor (a really cool species of mountain goat found in Pakistan, with awesome big long spiralling horns) are named Peeta, Gale and Boogs. The youngest silvered langur is named Finnick.
Some of these names, though. One of the langur females is Eggnog, one of the males is Lugnut. The breeding pair of white-naped cranes are Fred and Ginger. All the female colobus monkeys (cool monkeys, they're all black with dramatic white locks on either sides of their faces) are named after diva singers. There's Tina, Olivia and Chaka. Our sun bears are Ralphie and Edwina.
And the names aren't just for us to refer to them and fun for the visitors. Many of the animals do know their names. As I said, the elephants definitely do. The lions and tigers respond to their names. The gorillas for sure know their names. In fact the keepers swear that gorillas understand English. They talk to them like you'd talk to a person.
I love being a docent (so far). I've done two long shifts alone. It's pretty laid-back...I go there when I want, stay as long as I want, and park myself where I want. So far I tend to rove. I'll roam around the region, stopping to talk to people, sticking in a few spots for a half an hour each. I've learned that some animals are just easier to talk about than others. The langur monkeys, for example, always have a big crowd because they're super fun to watch, but there's not much that people ask about them, nor do I have a ton of great facts to share. The tigers and lions and elephants, on the other hand, people have a million questions. The most common questions I get are:
1. What's the animal's name
2. How old/big are they
3. What do they eat
People always ask if I get really stupid questions, and so far I really haven't, although one guest did ask me what the animals do when it rains. All I could think to say was that they get wet. She seemed worried that they couldn't go inside if it rained. Uh...does she think they have indoor shelters and umbrellas in the wild? We do bring them in if there's a severe thunderstorm, though. People often ask where the giraffes are...the giraffes that the zoo hasn't had for almost twenty years.
Our baby elephant, Beco, is about to turn three. Little kids and their parents are obsessed with Beco. The parents, especially, seem SUPER OBSESSED with their kid/niece/friend's kid/whatever having a birthday on or near Beco's birthday (which is next week, actually). I hear this all the time. It's been more exciting than usual around the elephants because we have a new breeding male, Hank. He's HUGE. And he's super fun, he likes to get in their outdoor pool and swim around and spray water on himself and into the air. The visitors love him. Beco was chasing geese a little bit today. It was adorable.
I'm already amassing my own personal library of standard jokes and ways to explain stuff. Hank's penis, for example. Some people think he has an erection but he doesn't. An elephant's penis is mostly up inside their body but when he pees, it has to sort of unfurl so he can pee (which is like a damn fire hose) and it takes a few minutes to retract again. I've taken to calling this "pee mode" and explaining to people that it doesn't mean he's aroused.
I'm getting good at telling the animals apart. The elephants are easy; we have two adult females and they have distinct characteristics that make them easy to tell apart. We have two adult female lions who look very much alike (they're half sisters). I can sometimes tell when they're walking, because Asali has a bit of a baby pooch still from her 2009 litter, but if they're lying down? It's hard.
There was excitement yesterday with Hanna the reticulated python (she's 18 feet long and weighs 250 pounds). Every third Sunday she gets fed, and she eats rabbits. The keepers put it into her habitat and off she goes, so a big crowd was watching her swallow a ten-pound rabbit. That was entertaining, and great for me since I'd never seen that before.
So far all the visitors I've spoken to have been interested and appreciative of my information and friendly. I'll only be able to docent on the weekends for now, but after Memorial Day the zoo will begin staying open until 7 pm so I can go after work sometimes.
And I know they're totally necessary, but...I really, really hate strollers. Bless the parents who just have their kid in an umbrella stroller instead of one of those behemoths the size of a Smart car.
I feel great today! I got a good night's sleep, I'm wearing a cute outfit with my favorite shoes, and it's a gorgeous day and I have a killer weekend coming up. Am currently in search of some friends who want to go have drinks/dinner/whatever after work.
And my new debit card finally came! Two weeks ago I realized that my debit card number had been stolen (unless I got gas in Pennsylvania during some kind of a fugue state) but it was caught quickly and blocked, so it's just an inconvenience. But it's a PAIN having no debit card. So yay.
Tomorrow the club is going hiking in Hocking Hills. Then Sunday I have my first mentoring session for my new zoo docent career! I have completed the training and now I need to fulfill six hours in each region of mentored docenting before I can go out on my own. I'm super excited.
I cooked something totally awesome last night. I had some leftover cooked quinoa so I thought I'd make a spicy vegetable stir fry and mix in the quinoa. It turned out super delish! I'll share the recipe below but the amounts are going to be a little iffy since I was just tossing stuff in. Make it to your own taste.
( Spicy Quinoa Vegetable Stir Fry )
Today on the food logging website forum I got a recommendation for a tea from Seattle that a lot of people raaaaaved about, a cinnamon-orange tea that's sweet but sugar-free. It's made by a Pike Place spice store called Market Spices and apparently it's so popular that they make all kinds of products with that blend, not just teas. I was intrigued so I ordered some loose tea to try. I drink tea a lot, and with my little Keurig filter it's super easy.
Recipe to share! I got this from Facebook. It's super healthy and very filling, and easy to make. Beans, sweet potatoes and spinach in a creamy honey sauce with cumin, yum! I've been having it over quinoa for lunch almost every day. One word of caution: watch it in the slow cooker. I let mine go a bit too long and the sweet potatoes got a little too mushy.
( Honey Beans and Spinach )
Here's me learning to slide! First we used two stones at the same time for balance. After a few times we switched to holding a broom in your free hand like real curlers do. Under my left foot you can see a little pad, that's a slider that lets my foot slide. You push off with your right foot (if you're right-handed) and the stone in your right. Your left foot supports your knee and your right foot trails. I don't have a good pic of me doing that but here's my friend Sara doing it:
And on the right there is our team getting ready to throw a stone while we play an "end" with another team! We didn't get much into the strategy and all the technique...we were just happy if we actually got the stone all the way to the other end of the lane. You don't actually throw it. You push yourself, the stone comes with, then you release it. Ideally you shouldn't be leaning on the stone nor should you impart any force to it at all when you release it, only spin.
It's harder than it looks! But we had a great time!
My tattoo is one week old today. Honestly, at the moment it looks pretty horrible. It's totally scabbed over and the scabs have picked up fuzz and such from my clothes although I tried to keep it uncovered as much as I could. The edges have de-scabbed and it's flaking off a bit at a time. Plus the scabbed area is tighter than the surrounding skin so it sort of...pulls. But the redness and swelling are gone, so it's healing up nicely. Man, how do people who get full sleeves or giant back pieces deal with all this scabbing? Admittedly mine is a solid-ink tattoo and some are lines only, but most of the real elaborate ones are extensively colored. I can't imagine having this scab all over my back. It'd be uncomfortable in the extreme.
Good thing I don't want to get a full back piece then, isn't it?
First was the second week of my zoo docent training. This session was learning all about the Asia region of our zoo. The curator came in and talked to us for a couple of hours and boy, was he interesting. He spends a lot of time in Africa and southeast Asia (elephants and rhinos are his speciality). We have a new male adult elephant at the zoo, so there's been a lot of public interest. The curator spoke a lot about these species' endangerment status and their future and it was pretty depressing. But Hank, our new male elephant, is quite a man! Coco, our previous male, who died last summer, stood over nine feet tall and weighed five tons. Hank is just slightly shorter but he weigh 15,000 pounds, 5000 more than Coco! Hank is a big boy. He's big-boned. :-) In fact, he's the largest male elephant in North America.
But elephants are fascinating! Did you know that they're one of only a handful of mammals that pass the mirror recognition test? They recognize themselves in mirrors. They tested this by putting a non-permanent mark on its face and showing it a mirror. The elephant then investigated the mark on its own face, showing that it recognized that it was looking at itself. I just get a giggle thinking of the elephant looking in the mirror going "what the hell is that on my face? damn zookeepers punking me again..."
A fun fact about our animals is that our African lions are unusually large. In fact our male lion, Tomo, is 450 pounds, a good deal larger than our male Amur tiger, Foli. This is the reverse of what is true in the wild; tigers are generally larger than lions. Foli is a drama queen, too. He loves to walk around the habitat and riiiiiiiight up close to the glass in the indoor viewing area. The guests love it!
Also we have these awesome Middle Eastern mountain goats called markhors that have these fantastic spirally horns. Lars, our adult male, came to our zoo some years ago when the Asia Quest exhibit was built. They are AMAZING climbers - you got a ledge the width of a pencil and they can stand on it. The zoo had built his exhibit well above specs for how far he could jump, how high he could climb. It took Lars 28 minutes to escape. Ha! They have amazing video of him leaping like nine feet straight up. He eventually got onto the roof of the indoor viewing area. The exhibit has a net over it now.
Anyway, Sunday I had a fantastic clinic at the Columbus Curling Club about how to curl. I'll post pics in a separate post. It was really fun, but HARD! Then me and a friend went on a walk with the Metroparks Winter Hike series. It was much hillier than we expected, but it felt great.
Came home and did some cooking and relaxed. Whew!
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accomplished
Watching my tattoo heal is sort of odd. It's like watching the ink sink into the skin. That's not what's happening, of course, it's that the surface skin that is inked is sloughing off and being replaced by un-inked healed skin over the top. It's noticeable right now just at the edges. The middle part is getting sort of scabby and rough (I know, I won't pick at it, don't worry). It's still a little bit sore and reddish, but it's only been three days.
Last night I met a couple of friends at the Franklin Park Conservatory, where every Thursday they have a cocktail thing where you get booze and snacks and can walk around the conservatory at night (it's a big glassed-in horticultural gardens, basically). They've done some renovations there to expand the main portion with an eye towards being better able to host weddings and events, and I hadn't been there since they did that. It's lovely. Being in there at night was kind of eerie. The garden rooms are lit, but not extensively. But the many Chihuly sculptures in there are lit, and they look especially cool at night. I'll post some pics when I load them off my camera.
Tonight I have HOMEWORK for my docent training. I'm to start assembling my little notebook that I'll take with me when I'm docent-ing, with facts about the animals and such. We'll be out in the zoo for a lot of the day tomorrow and thankfully it's to be pleasant weather. I will probably go right from there for a hike in one of the parks. Had a sunset hike last Wednesday. It was overcast, so no sunset, and we didn't see the bald eagles, so double bummer, but it was good company and a nice brisk walk so no arguments.
They have a skinny mocha at Starbucks now. This involves sugar-free chocolate. I understood that the reason they didn't have it before is because it is impossible to make sugar-free chocolate that does not taste HIDEOUS. But it's back, so I thought hey, maybe they found some amazing new SF chocolate.
Nope. Nasty. The baristas were like "Yeah, it's not our favorite" and happily made me a vanilla skinny latte instead.
My tattoo is starting to scab a little (that is supposed to happen, incidentally). Still looks great! I'm already contemplating others. I'd like at least one that reflects my secular humanist/skeptic/atheist philosophies. I'm thinking of getting Occam's Razor in Latin (numquam ponenda est pluralitas sine necessitate). There's also a super cool atheism symbol that I like. And of course something chemistry-related would be neat...a serotonin molecule is my top contender. It's easy to draw and simple, and it's the brain chemical thought to be responsible for feelings of happiness and contentment! Other contenders could be adrenaline, or something less concrete, like the Bohr model of the atom or an equation of some kind. SCIENCE.
Went for a walk last night with a couple of Babes, it felt great. Had dinner with Brian, spent like half an hour talking about "RuPaul's Drag Race," aka the awesomest reality show in the history of ever.
- Mood:
chipper
YOU GUYS GUESS WHAT I DID?
Yep. I got my first tattoo. I'd thought about it for...well, for years. I never doubted what I wanted, which was a little Bryn Mawr lantern. Let me explain a bit of what the lantern means.
When you get to Bryn Mawr, you learn that everyone has a lantern. They bring them to Step Sings (college-wide singalongs including everything from our high-falutin' Greek hymns to tearjerking rounds to wacky filked songs about smoking weed) of which there are four. At the first one, everyone has their lantern EXCEPT YOU because freshman don't get them until Lantern Night, in October. It's a nighttime ceremony with no lights except the lanterns and no words spoken, the only sound being the college hymns being sung. The freshman wear robes and are given their lanterns by the sophomore class. It's a symbol of our sisters passing the light of knowledge to us. It might sound arcane but it's pretty powerful. Most of us treasure our lanterns and keep them our whole lives.
So a lantern tattoo isn't exactly a novel idea. I know of at least one other Mawrter who has one (hers is on her ankle). I drew mine myself, sort of. I took the standard lantern cartouche that the college uses on letterheads and such and retraced it. The lines of the original were too thick and it'd get blocky looking when it got shrunk, so I made the lines slimmer.
The design wasn't the issue, but the location was the sticking point. I wanted it someplace that I could see it myself, so not on the ankle or the back or anything. I finally settled on the inner forearm. I actually taped a cutout of the design to that spot and wore it around for a few hours to see how I liked the location.
I went to the biggest most popular body-mod studio in town. They were very professional. The tattooing took about half an hour. It barely hurt. It got a bit pinchy when he was coloring in the lid of the lantern but it was very tolerable. It's a bit sore now, but it'll take a couple of weeks to heal completely.
They say once you get one tattoo you will always want more. Yeah...I'm kind of already plotting. I might have my graduation year added to the lantern. And I have other ideas. But I don't want to get ahead of myself. I want to live with it for awhile. I'm still getting used to it being there. I keep catching sight of it out of the corner of my eye and being startled!
But I love how it turned out, I think it looks great. Yay!
- Mood:
excited
My life just got a lot busier. Didn't think that was possible, but there you go.
Saturday I had my first day of docent training at the Columbus Zoo. It was great! Pretty big class of new docents, almost twenty. We learned about zoos in general and our zoo in particular, did some paperwork, you know. The zoo's COO came in to talk to us and he brought a really big kitty! He often goes on talk shows with Jack Hanna, and two of their keeper helpers brought in a one-year-old cheetah! He was so beautiful! And his purr was super loud. I'll have three more eight-hour training sessions...next week we start learning about regions of the zoo.
And then, after some deliberation, I have just agreed to take over running my hiking club. I've been leading events for it since the start, but it wasn't my club. Our founder and organizer is stepping down because she had a baby in October, and surprisingly is finding that she doesn't have time to keep running the club like she thought she would. At first I resisted, but then decided to go ahead. I want the club to keep running, I plan to be more laid-back about it, and get a lot of other people to also run events so I don't lose my damn mind.
Saturday evening I had a friend come over to hang and watch some TV. I went into the kitchen to cut up some cheese for us and somehow I ended up purging and reorganizing my pantry. Not sure how that happened. She arrived and found me knee-deep in stale cereal and baking supplies.
Tomorrow it will be three months until I leave for London! Wow!
- Mood:
busy
I just made my lodging reservation for London! Everything's going according to plan! Yippee!
I start my docent training tomorrow. They've advised us to dress appropriately because part of the training will take place out in the zoo. So naturally after weeks of it being like fifty degrees, tomorrow it's going to be snowing and twenty degrees. *le sigh* At least I'll get to haul out my down coat, which hasn't seen action yet so far this winter.
Lately my at-work sorta-viewing on Netflix Streaming has been "Frasier." God, it is a delight to watch that show again (well, listen to it). It is just as funny as it was when it aired. One thing I've noticed that went by me the first time around is that Frasier has many, many dates with women, but they are always of an appropriate age for him (unless their age-inappropriateness is part of the joke). They didn't throw a ton of bimbos at him. The women Frasier dated were in their thirties and forties, and were professional women who had it together (for the most part). I appreciate that.
And unexpected guest stars keep popping up! Alan Tudyk! Rene Auberjonois! OMG I forgot Felicity Huffman was in this!
I actually got a little misty when I watched that episode where Niles had the heart surgery. Jane Leeves sorta broke my heart a little.
- Mood:
good
I have been invited to attend Ascendio as a guest panelist for the Quill Track aspect of the convention, i.e. writing and ficcing and transitioning from fanfic-to-pro etc.
I'm thinking about it. It'll be pretty soon after my big London trip so the budget will be tight. I have never attended an HP convention, ever! Or any other kind in a long time. I used to go to a lot of conventions, but I haven't been in and ages.
I'd need a roommate! Anybody up for it?
Lately I've noticed that more and more supermarkets are really pushing the gift-card thing, and I don't men GCs as gifts. I mean buying gift cards for stores you normally shop at to use yourself. The incentive to do this is fuel points. My supermarket, for example, gives you double points on gift cards you buy, and they have tons available. I buy gift cards for Target, Amazon, eBay, lots of places. This is pretty much a win-win all around. I'm going to shop at Target anyway, so why not get another ten cents off a gallon of gas while I'm at it? Plus it's great for the supermarkets because it brings in money on a product that has virtually no overhead and never expires.
Where I wonder about it is the store that accepts the gift card. If I give my money to Kroger for a Target gift card, and then use that card at Target, the money has to get from Kroger to Target somehow. It can't be an even-money exchange or Kroger wouldn't expend the manpower to sell the cards at cost. The only way that it's financially viable for Kroger is if Target gives them the gift cards at a discount. Which would seem to be bad for Target. Or are they counting on me spending more money over and above the amount of the gift card to make up the difference?
And how much of a margin does Kroger get on a third-party gift card? Even if it's just five percent it's well worth their while. Margins on supermarkets are razor thin and can be as little as 1-2%, so if they make a 5% margin on gift cards that's huge. Even one percent would probably be worth it. But does that work for Target, or Amazon, or eBay? They're losing one percent profit on every gift card that I redeem if that's the case.
The economics of this sort of fascinate me. Because I'm boring that way.
- Mood:
curious
I've been thinking about small-world stories. We've all got them. Lately I seem to be hearing a lot of them.
My best small-world story: At Bryn Mawr, I had a good friend named Catherine (well, she's still a friend, of course, because she is lovely). Our junior year we lived in the same dorm a few doors away from each other. We were just chatting one night and I happened to mention that I'd just spoken on the phone to my best childhood friend. She asked where my friend was at school, and I said UW-Eau Claire. She said, oh goodness, I have a friend who goes to school there, too. Catherine was not from Wisconsin but she had been a camp counselor there a few summers and met her friend there. I said that my friend had just gotten engaged. She said what a coincidence, my friend did, too.
We just looked at each other. Yeah, it turned out that her friend and my friend were engaged TO EACH OTHER.
My parents have awesome small-world stories from all their days of RV traveling. The best one was when they were in some RV park far away (don't remember where). But my dad was walking the dog and he ran into another RVer who was also from Wisconsin. Actually it turned out he was also from Janesville, our hometown, and he and my dad had been acquainted previously as they'd both worked for the city. This was enough of a small-world coincidence, but it got better. Other Guy said that he hardly ever ran into other Wisconsinites, but that once he had met a young guy from Wisconsin at a parade in Texas. The young guy was wearing a Badgers ball cap. Other Guy said he struck up a conversation with Young Guy, and it turns out that Young Guy was from Janesville, too. He was in Texas for Navy training. And his name was Tommy.
My dad was like, "Um...that was our son."
Yeah. This guy from Janesville had randomly run into my brother AND my parents in two different far-flung locales, years apart.
Share your best small-world story!
If all goes well, they'll relocate in April. I'll probably go up for a long weekend to help them settle in.
It's starting to sink in that I am really and for truly going to London in a few months. SO EXCITE. I found a great room to rent in Hyde Park and I just ordered a couple of guidebooks. My friend Marie already has tickets for us to see Cillian Murphy at the National Theater, and I've now got plans to see one friend for sure who'll be in town the same time I am, and probably others. Plus my cousin Ted who's spending a semester in Cardiff. My ten day stay is suddenly starting to seem like not enough time!
Last night I finally finished Rick Riordan's "The Lost Hero," the first volume in his Percy Jackson follow-up series. I really liked it. His new trio of heroes were every bit as compelling as the others. I ordered "Son of Neptune" right away to the Kindle and started reading it and OMG PERCYYYYYYYY. Yay! Jason, Piper and Leo were great but I missed Percy.
Gratuitous hiking photo time! Me at Ash Cave in Hocking Hills.
- Mood:
content
Gah dammat. I left my debit card at the wine shop last night. And I have errands to run after work which will require said debit card. So now I'll have to go first to the wine shop and then do my errands, which is out of my way.
I know, heavy is the burden of being me.
On the plus side, the reason I was AT the wine shop was quite delightful. We have a sorta-weekly gathering of the hiking club at the wine tastings that the shop does every Thursday. Some of our regular Babes plus my friend Amanda came, and a new club member came too which is always good. I wore my super special designer shoes for the first time yesterday and everyone commented on them. These were a splurge. They're Morenatom pumps, which are bloody expensive, but I got them new on eBay for about a quarter of the retail price. They are gorgeous and pretty comfortable, actually.
I think I have found a place to stay in London! Through airbnb I found a host with a room for rent in Hyde Park, right in the thick of everything. When I pulled up the map of her location the first thing I saw was Baker Street! It's fate! She's got a dozen glowing reviews from previous guests AND it'll only cost me about $60 a night. Can't beat that with a stick. I really considered renting a whole flat, but...well, I don't need much space and it would cost twice as much and I just couldn't justify it.
I have two hikes planned tomorrow. It's been beautiful weather all week while I've been here in the office so naturally tomorrow it's supposed to rain all day. GAH DAMMAT.
- Mood:
annoyed
I use Facebook pretty regularly. I'm not a spammer but I usually post anywhere from one to three status updates a day. It's useful to keep up with friends and family.
But there is a downside. Nobody can see every status update you post, depending on where you end up in their feed. If someone on my friends list posts something in the morning I'll likely not see it, since I hardly ever look at it at work, and when I get home in the evening I'll go back maybe two screens and that's it. So naturally people are missing my updates as well.
This has the unfortunate effect that whenever I post something referring to a particular event, there are always some people who have no idea what I'm talking about. A few of my statuses lately have referred to my London trip. Every time I say something about it, a few friends pop on and say "Oh, are you going? When, why, for how long, etc." Which is nice that they want to know, but I'm getting really sick of explaining it. I should just start appending a quick one-sentence thing to all my London-related status updates. "[Yes I am going to London for two weeks in May on vacation thanks for asking.]" I feel like a heel getting annoyed at something like this because obviously my friends mean well and it is totally not their fault that they have missed hearing about my plans so far, and there is really no good way around this.
Tomorrow night I think I will be doing something entirely new: buying a case of wine. My tax return is mostly being saved for London (and used to rent the flat I'm staying in - way cheaper than a hotel and more awesome) but I am going to splash out for a case of my favorite wine. I love wine and often have a glass in the evening and I found a pinot noir I really, really love at my local wine shop. I've probably bought six or seven bottles of it over the last four months. I do love trying new things but it'd be good to have this wine around all the time for when I'm not sure what else to drink. Plus you get a) 10% off the case price and b) a thirteenth bottle free if you buy a case. Sooooooo Imma do it.